How To Make Party Hats Out Of Construction Paper

When readers asked how to make party hats out of construction paper, we couldn’t help but wonder why. But hey, a party’s a party, right? So who are we to judge? If full- grown, mature and consenting adults want to act like children wearing party hats made out of construction paper and revert back to the days of their most immature youth, making complete and total fools of themselves… well, we just may have to join them! All kidding aside, who doesn’t know how to make party hats out of construction paper? Come on now, party animals, most of us could do this in our sleep. Bartenders can make party hats out of construction paper, paper clips, cardboard coasters or rubber bands if a last-minute drunken birthday party stumbles up to the bar. It’s pretty simple to do, and because you’re never too old to have a good time, we are going to show you how to make party hats out of construction paper so you can look as silly as you feel. So let the hilarity commence! Get your office supplies ready, it’s time to make party hats! And afterwards we’ll take pictures of our butts on the copy machine!

To make party hats out of construction paper, you will need:

  • Construction paper
  • Rubber bands
  • A stapler
  1. Roll the construction paper. The first thing you’ll have to do when you make party hats out of construction paper is roll the paper into a cone shape. Remember that video in the '80s where Madonna was dancing around in a strip club with that twelve-year-old boy? Remember her pointy boobs? That’s what you want your cone to look like: Madonna’s pointy boob.
  2. Staple the boob. Oops! We meant cone. At the wide end of the cone you’ve created, add a staple or two to the seam to keep it nice and pointy—like Madonna’s boobs.
  3. Attach your chinstrap. Sounds like something your dominatrix would say, doesn’t it? The last step to making a party hat out of construction paper is attaching the chinstrap. Simple as can be. Just cut the end of the rubber band so it’s like a loose string. Staple one end to one side of the wide end of your Madonna boob cone, and the other end straight across the width to the other side of the cone.
  4. Now put it on and feel like a fool. Seriously, try it on. We won’t laugh.

Well, now that we all know how to make party hats out of construction paper, it’s time to get down to the party! Have fun indulging your inner child!

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