Figuring out how to make and play sex card games is all about being creative. The key to making and playing sex card games is to create challenges that eventually lead to getting your girl naked. You should make sex card games with her likes in mind. Your ideas should revolve around the freaky stuff you guys like to do with each other. Sex card games don’t even have to be that complicated as long as you succeed in getting her hot. A good sex card game is a great addition to your freaky bedroom activities. Here are a few examples of some easy sex card games you can make and play.
- Strip Spades. This sex card game is for the freaks because it has the potential to get you naked in no time. You need four people to play. Needless to say, everyone involved would have to be rather open-minded. The ideal set up would be you and three hot chicks, right? Every time your team gets a book, someone on the opposite team has to lose a piece of clothing. Alternate between the two opposing players per book. If you win the hand, you get to put your clothes back on. Keep score just like a regular game of spades. If you collect ten bags before you reach 500 points, you lose 100 points and the opposing team gets to put all their clothes on. If you reach 500 points before the other team, they get naked and have to start the next game in the nude. They have to earn the right to put their clothes on per the aforementioned rules. It helps if you include alcohol in this game.
- Just for you and her. Make a bunch of sex cards that describe freaky activities. Shuffle the cards very well. Pick one and let her pick one. Don’t look at your card. Tape the card to your head facedown. Make sure she does the same. The object of this game is for you to figure out what your card says. Give each other clues without using the words on the card to describe it. Make the clues as sexually explicit as possible without revealing the action. If you guess what’s on your card, you get to perform the act on your partner. Sounds like a game of win-win doesn’t it.
- Sexy Go Fish. Here’s an easy one to play. It’ll take some time to make the cards, but it’s well worth it. The object of Go Fish is to match cards together in order to get rid of them all. Make three sets of matching cards that have freaky actions written on them. Once you get a matching pair, do that activity to your girl. If you make the cards freaky enough, you probably won’t finish the game. But, it’s a hell of a way to spend an evening. As always, the addition of some good alcohol will help lighten the mood.
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