Since we all feel a little freaky sometimes, let's talk about how to masturbate outdoors! Now you don't have to be shy, or embarrassed. You know you've done it, or at least thought about it. Luckily for you guys, it's much easier for men to pull this off.
Everyone loves to masturbate. Outdoors is a nice place to do it. It's that simple. So nature lovers, there you have it. Three easy ways to masturbate outdoors. So grab some lube and check the weather forecast, it's time for an outing!
- Hide In The Bushes – This entirely depends on where your bush is located, and how thick your shrubs are. You certainly would not want to choose a bush outside a local playground or one that has shed it's leaves for the winter. However, a nice thick bush deep in the forest may be a nice place for some to spend quality alone time. Those with a little exhibitionist in their blood can enjoy the onlooking woodland creatures.
- Sit At A Picnic Bench – Is there any better place than a picnic to masturbate outdoors? Not recommended for family reunions, but company barbecues might work. If you see anyone around, don't do it. It's not worth it to get arrested for something you could be doing indoors.
- Cut The Pockets Out Of Your Pants – Then you can go anywhere, anytime, and pleasure yourself all day! With no lining in your pockets you could virtually resinate yourself 24/7. Masturbate outdoors, indoors, at the supermarket or car wash. Or even just walking down the street! Just reach in there and give yourself a diddle anytime the mood strikes. This is ingenious! Just make sure no one can see what you're doing.
Bottom line: Only masturbate outdoors if you are alone and in a secluded area. Do not EVER pull your little guy out to play when people are around. It's illegal. And getting arrested is never fun.
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