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How To Masturbate In A Parking Lot

By: Michael J

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Horniness and the sense of needing a quick release can strike at any time so you may want to learn how to masturbate in a parking lot. Masturbating in a parking lot may seem tame to some but would be considered exhibitionism to others. It doesn’t matter what you call masturbation, whether it is choking the chicken or spanking the monkey it’s a private matter that should be executed with some discretion.

To masturbate in a parking lot, you will need:

  • Towels or wet wipes
  1. Privacy. Masturbating in a parking lot could be considered a crime so you may want to find someplace with a little privacy. Maybe you are not afraid of the authorities but taking into consideration the woman and young children that may be subjected to your masturbation. It is understandable that you need to take care of business but no one really wants to see your junk hanging out.
  2. The Deed. So now that you have decided there is no way out other than masturbating in a parking lot just do it and be done with it. There is no reason to draw it out into some long love fest with yourself. Just flog your dong to provide yourself enough release to exist another day.
  3. The Clean Up. Hopefully when you feel the need to masturbate in a parking lot you are prepared. Towels and wet wipes are highly recommended. If masturbating in parking lots is something you do on a regular basis these items should be stockpiled in the trunk. 
Posted on: Oct. 25, 2010