How To Masturbate At Work Without Getting Caught
Learning how to masturbate at work without getting caught may seem odd, but for some guys, it may be their only viable option. Everyone has needs and urges, and sometimes you just need a little release. Of course, when you are work, a certain amount of care needs to be taken. Not everyone will be open and accepting of this behavior, and getting caught masturbating at work means possible termination or worse. Because of these dangers, stealth is important and extra care should always be taken. Still, if are genuine in your desire to masturbate at work, follow these few simple steps and you will be safely masturbating until your heart's content.
- At your desk. Masturbating as work while sitting at your desk is extremely hard, but at the same time, the computer makes it a very convenient option. Take note that this only works if you sit in a cubicle. If you have an open office layout, abort and try another method. When you masturbate at your desk at work, the positioning is crucial. Position your desk so that it faces out; this way you will eliminate the possibility of co-workers sneaking up from behind. Also, make sure to keep an expressionless face; your face can be a dead giveaway.
- The bathroom stall. The bathroom is the least risky, but the germs also make it the least desirable. Still, if you need a release, this is your best option. Clean up is a snap and when you are locked in a bathroom stall, you can go to town even if one of your co-workers walks in. Just make sure that you keep any noises to a minimum.
- The copy room or break room. When you masturbate at work, it might also be wise to check out the copy room or the break room. These rooms work especially well if they have a lock. It is quite easy. Lock the door, grab some paper towels and position yourself near the trash can.
- The boss’s office. This only works if you are turned on by a certain amount of risk, have a hot boss and are really willing to lose your job. You will need to study your boss’s habits and pick a time when you know he/she will not return for a while. Then, when no one is looking, sneak in, sit yourself down in that big comfortably padded executive chair and have at it. Yes, the boss’s office is probably the most comfortable place to masturbate at work.