How To Seduce A Friend's Mom

By: Jared Bernstein

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Live the dream and learn how to seduce a friend's mom. Growing up, we all had the friend with the sexy mom you would have loved learn how to seduce. Most of us never tried, but learning the proper way to seduce a friend's mom is not too difficult. Just make sure you are over 18, before you try it out.

  1. Make sure your friend never finds out. You don't want to lose a good friend over his mom. It is a rare friend that will be cool with someone sleeping with his mother. Be sure your friend is away at college, in the Army, or just out of town, before you try to seduce his mom.
  2. If you want to seduce your friend's mom, evaluate your relationship with her. If you have a relationship with your friend's mom, similar to a mother-son relationship, the chance of seducing her drops to near zero. If you lack a strong relationship with his mother, you are in a better position.
  3. If you want to seduce your friend's mom, make her see you as a man. You want to make the mom see you as a man, not as a friend of her son's. Offer to do some chores around the house, paint, move furniture, or other manly activities. Use this opportunity to take off your shirt, so she can see you are not a boy anymore.
  4. Find a way to be with your friend's mom alone. If you want to seduce her, you need privacy. Make excuses to be with her alone. Come over when you know no one else is at the house.
  5. Give your friend's mom compliments. Make her feel sexual. This will let her know it is all right for her to feel sexual about you.
  6. Touch her in a safe way. Find an opportunity to touch your friend's mother, but in a safe way. Gauge how she reacts. If she seems to like your touch, escalate your touching. If she responds favorably, kiss her.
  7. Do it once, don't get greedy. It is best to have a one night stand with the friend of your mother. Don't prolong the relationship. This will lessen the chance of your friend discovering just what is going on.
Posted on: Oct. 06, 2010