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How To Seduce Your Wife

By: George Miller

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Learning how to seduce your wife is something that every husband has been trying to do since the first day they met. Seducing your own wife can sound ridiculous because you’re already married. However, with marriage comes the humdrum boredom of sex and the predictability that it entails. Follow these steps to help you successfully seduce your wife time and time again.

  1. Send the kids packing. Seducing your wife is all about getting the obstacles out of the way. Children can be a huge obstacle. Everybody loves their children, but sending them to their grandparent’s house for the night or even the weekend can be the first step to revitalizing the sex life with your wife.
  2. She needs to be available.  Most working wives will come home and tend to the children, make dinner, and then just want to hit the sheets for some much needed sleep. Make sure that your wife is going to be open to sex and isn’t too tired from the workday. Try something easy for dinner like pizza to let her rest for the night to come.
  3. Butter her up. Every wife wants to be taken care of in some aspect. The perfect way to seduce your wife is to take her out for dinner at a nice restaurant. This will set her at ease and allow her to have a drink or two.
  4. Give her a small gift. Giving a woman a small gift with meaning is great for seduction. Your wife is probably not an exception. You don’t have to go out and buy her a new fancy piece of jewelry, but maybe a new record she hasn’t gotten around to buying or a something similar.
Posted on: Apr. 08, 2010