How To Use A Sex Doll

Figuring out how to use a sex doll is simple. If you can not figure out where to put your penis in a sex doll, then maybe you should watch a little porn. Seriously though, sex dolls were created for one purpose and one purpose only. Sex dolls were created so guys can get off. They were also created as an alternative to having to deal with the baggage that comes with having sex with a woman. You know, like love, commitment or someone to cuddle with. If that added extracurricular activity just is not you bag, then you should have sex with a sex doll. So, exactly how do you use sex dolls? Any way you want. Here is how to use a sex doll.

what you need:

  • sex lubricant
  1.  The easy part. There is no courting involved. You do not have to write it poetry or take it to dinner. Your sex doll does not have to be swept off its feet. Hell, depending on the model you have, it may not even have any feet. A sex doll comes equipped with at most three holes and a few outfits. All you have to do is slap some lubricant on your penis, choose a hole and get to work. It is as simple as that.
  2. Clean up. Make sure you clean out its orifices when you are done. No matter how hard you try, you just will not get it pregnant. So, there is no point to leaving all that semen in there. Use warm water and soap to clean it. Apply one of those disinfectants to kill anything else floating around in the sex doll.
  3. The outfits. If you really want to go there, you can. Depending on the mood you are in one day, you can choose outfits for your sex doll. The sexy nurse option is always cool. Maybe the french maid outfit will suit your fetish for the evening. It depends on how involved you really want to become with your sex doll.
  4. What's her name? Yeah, at this point, you may want to seek professional help. If you have given your sex doll a name and you sleep with it in your bed, it is time for an intervention. You should get out and try to meet a real woman. Oh, and when she comes by, hide the sex doll.

 

 

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