How To Win Funky Kong In Mario Kart

Are you wondering how to win Funky Kong is Mario Kart Wii?  The process to unlock this peculiar primate is simple, but it is not easy.  You will have spend a lot of time at the Time Trial tracks to master the process; here are the steps:

1. Enter Time Trial Mode.  Time trials are a place for you to race against the clock to beat the best recorded times on each track in the game.  While you can race time trials alone, to win Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii, you will need to select to race against the Staff Ghosts.  They ghosts represent some of the best times put up the game creators themselves.
2. Pick a good character for time trials.  While every character in Mario Kart has advantageous qualities, the best ones for time trials are from the heavy class.  They have the highest top speeds and you won't have to worry about getting slowed down since there aren't any other racers in Time Trials.  Once you win Funky Kong, you will find out that he is actually one of the best Time Trials drivers in the game.
3. Unlock Four Expert Staff Ghosts.  When you start out racing a ghost, it's a Regular Staff Ghost.  These times are tough, but if you can beat it by a considerable amount (anywhere from three to ten seconds) you will unlock an Expert Staff Ghost.  If you can unlock four of these (by beating the ghosts on four different tracks) you will win Funky Kong!

Congratulations, you now know how to win Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii.  Believe it or not, Funky Kong is one of the best characters in the game and if you like setting quick lap times, he is your man (or ape).  So, make your way over to Time Trial mode, start practicing, and pretty soon you will win Funky Kong!