Random Things To Say To Make People Laugh

If you're looking for random things to say to make people laugh, this list will show you just how to get that person you've got your eye on to like you. Whether it be a corny statement or a truly thought provoking quote, these random sayings are bound to make people crack up because they just can't help it. 

  1. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” Now this is sort of a sexually divisive random fact, but if you feel that your crowd of friends aren't a bunch of buzzkills, then this little quote will definitely get them to crack up, or at least a smile. 

  2. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people” Not the most original thing someone can say, but it's always a classic when someone has a brainfart and asks a less than stunning question. For some laughably funny reason, it's not as offensive as it should be when spoken.

  3. Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else” This one will get the gears in the brain of your crowd working a little. Why do we call people unique when the word passes through our lips so many times that it has lost all meaning? If they don't quite get the joke, at least they'll be flattered. And if you're the only one laughing, well that'll just prompt you to laugh harder now won't it?

  4. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” A fun and educational random saying. If you ever find yourself in a discussion of Einstein's work with a group of colleagues, this will surely get their attention and maybe a few chuckles will come out of it too.

  5. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” Double entendre's are always a fun way to keep someone's interest. Not only will it get a slight laugh, but it's also a random way of showcasing your mastery of spoken English. 

 

 

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