“Just laugh at my jokes—that’s all I need.”
In the sexiest ways possible, of course.
The following turnoffs are sure to turn her away.
None of which have anything to do with looks.
So fit it hurts. In a good way.
Deal breakers, every last one.
Ah, the wonders of science!
Plan a rendezvous that’s sure to impress the lady.
A pixel is worth a thousand words.
Just to, you know, study her routine.
Unless you want three people to hate you.
Keep chivalry—and your hopes of a second date—alive!
And looking damn good doing it.
These babies got back.
God bless Brazil.
Toys, cuddling and, um, butt stuff can improve your bedroom play.
Trust us: It's not the worst possible scenario.
Dealing With an Introvert 101
She divulges the details of dating older men for money.
“Send me a picture of your boobs.”
And what they really want...
It pays to think outside the box.
Especially in a faithful relationship.
"He ordered us a big, greasy pizza and let me eat most of it."
Consider us smitten. For pretty obvious reasons.
“A small, handwritten note does the trick.”
They're not all what you'd expect.
Now we ain’t sayin’ she is... but here are some clues.
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple,” is definitely not one of them. …
Get to know this dangerously sexy combination of ink and attitude.
So here’s what to do about it.
National monuments are cool and all but...
“I’m sorry, I can’t hang out ever again. I died last night.”
Easily our favorite Russian export.
The lovely Jessica Alba is just one of them...
You could also just tell her, but that's easier said than done.
“When he pushes my head down during oral...”
Good news: It’s not broccoli!
Artist Cheyenne Randall has made a career out of coating icons in ink.
"He didn't run after I told him I wasn't afraid of dying and I have eight cats."
"Anythanggg in my butt."
For those sleepy Sunday mornings—or anytime.
We promise this Kiwi cutie is worth your time.
With the Olympics just a few months away, America’s greatest skier opens up.
Get to know some reel beauties.
And how you can help her get in the mood.
She may just be trying to let you down easy.
Hey, 11 million followers of this bootylicious beauty can’t be wrong!
"I masturbate any opportunity I get when he is not home.”
These five classic expert tips never go out of style.