Trust us: It's not the worst possible scenario.
Dealing With an Introvert 101
She divulges the details of dating older men for money.
It pays to think outside the box.
Especially in a faithful relationship.
"He ordered us a big, greasy pizza and let me eat most of it."
Consider us smitten. For pretty obvious reasons.
“A small, handwritten note does the trick.”
They're not all what you'd expect.
Now we ain’t sayin’ she is... but here are some clues.
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple,” is definitely not one of them. …
Get to know this dangerously sexy combination of ink and attitude.
So here’s what to do about it.
National monuments are cool and all but...
“I’m sorry, I can’t hang out ever again. I died last night.”
Easily our favorite Russian export.
The lovely Jessica Alba is just one of them...
You could also just tell her, but that's easier said than done.
“When he pushes my head down during oral...”
Good news: It’s not broccoli!
Artist Cheyenne Randall has made a career out of coating icons in ink.
"He didn't run after I told him I wasn't afraid of dying and I have eight cats."
"Anythanggg in my butt."
For those sleepy Sunday mornings—or anytime.
We promise this Kiwi cutie is worth your time.
With the Olympics just a few months away, America’s greatest skier opens up.
Get to know some reel beauties.
And how you can help her get in the mood.
She may just be trying to let you down easy.
Hey, 11 million followers of this bootylicious beauty can’t be wrong!
"I masturbate any opportunity I get when he is not home.”
These five classic expert tips never go out of style.
Heed this advice and thank us later.
Two of them are sisters named, no joke, Sparkle and Shimmy.
Meet Sonya Davison Sanchez, MILF extraordinaire.
(Insert hot box joke here.)
The rock ’n’ rollers are right up there with the crazy cat ladies.
These are our kinda links.
If you can pull it off, the benefits are bountiful.
These magic words are guaranteed to turn her on.
We’re pretty sure the ’50s couldn’t handle this level of hotness.
“It’s a rush, and a weird sense of accomplishment.”
We mean a friend, not a friend.
Here's what you should know.
Courtesy of the Cougar Club, of course.
Get to know this lovely and talented dancing queen.
Pull these moves and you might have some luck.
Rubber side down and sexy side up!
We asked them share the things they find immensely irritating.
Consider that headline fair warning...