Don’t worry about your hair. Don’t worry about your gut. Get out there and make some cash. With enough power and money you can get a super hot wife or girlfriend. Sure it may be superficial but do you really care? Look at Fred Thompson. Do you think he really care if he’s President? Nah. He is making the sweet love to this young thing every night in the reverse cowboy position. Heck, she is even taking off weight for him to look good for him. How nice is that? I’m happily married to a hot blond already so this doesn’t apply to me, I’m just trying to give you Jim Cramer look alikes some hope.