If this is your first Movember, you’re going to notice facial hair like never before. Even experienced growers can make a game out of spotting different varieties of the ’stache throughout the month. Here’s some of the moustachioed magic you may encounter.
What It Says: I am going to bust you for weed.
What It Looks Like: The hair grows long, past the lips, and is curled upward and sometimes around with moustache wax.
What It Says: I appreciate the finer points of paleomasculinity and possibly own a penny farthing.
What It Looks Like: You start shaving, then you get bored.
What It Says: Though I don’t remember it, I was once in an outlaw biker club.
What It Looks Like: Shave in the middle, let the left and right sides grow long.
What It Says: I am a nefarious super-criminal hell-bent on world domination.
What It Looks Like: Just the middle part of a ’stache, thick.
What It Says: “Hitler,” mostly.