If you had a projector like the theatres, you probably wouldn’t know how to use it, and the next thing you know you’d be in the final scene of "Inglorious Basterds." It’s just a recipe for trouble.

Fortunately, there is now a projector millions of tech-unsavvy have been waiting for their entire lives. The Mobile Cinema DVD Projector let’s you just pop in a DVD, point the projector at a screen or white wall, and sit back. The projector has built-in stereo speakers, and even a plug for a microphone, in case you wanted to fulfill your girlfriend’s worst nightmare and actually recite every single line from "The Boondock Saints" as they say them into something that projects your own voice. There’s an easy lever to focus the picture, and a simple control panel a squirrel could figure out. You just need some sticky floors and some idiot’s cell phone to go off sporadically throughout, and it’s as if you’re really there. The MCDVDP (seriously) goes for around $259 and can be found here.