If you’re going to put something in your mouth and pull the trigger, it should probably be one of these. The Trigger Mugs are for those Second Amendment enthusiast who just can’t take his fingers off the trigger.

Or just for somebody looking for a little something different in their coffee cup, such as the illusion of holding a lethal weapon. You start drinking out of one of these around the office and suddenly you’ll find people being a lot more polite around you. And think how bad-ass you’ll look compared to the plethora of #1 Dad and/or Dilbert mugs that surround you.

The porcelain mugs go for $16.00 each and come in white or black, with platinum or gold-glazed triggers. And of course there is a safety-catch… You know, to help avoid pretend accidentally shooting somebody. That would be tragic.