• Music

Finally, if none of the rest of that works, we suppose you could play a little music. Mind you, this is absolutely not necessary. Especially if you’re into some of the crossover genres like rap/rock. Just make friends with Timbaland and the rest will take care of itself.

If you do decide to go this route, though, you could certainly do worse than Sir Elton John. Maybe you don’t think he’s the most rock and roll rock and roller out there. Maybe you need to rethink that notion, sucka.

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