You know you’ve always wanted to. I finally responded to one of the scammers that send you those messages about money waiting for you if you’d help.

I got the typical help me letter and I responded with this

I am interested but send me a picture of the money. I want to see it first

Sincerely,
Ihava Grandepinga

Like my name? Ihava Grandepinga

This is the first response I received. Evidently they have no shift key in Ghana

hello ihava,
ihava i do want you to know that my name is in full is dustin garrison and i am a boy of 23 years and my mother name is mrs barbara garrison and my late father name is chief jerome garrison and we are all from sierra leon. ihava please my mother said all what she do want you to do for us is to help us contact the company directly as my late father foreign business associate and also as our chosen beneficiary to our money in the boxes so that the company can then deliver the boxes to you and i and my mother will have to come and meet you after the company deliver the boxes to you so that we can start a new better and happy life there and i can then go back to school after we come and meet you after the company deliver the boxes to you and my mother also said that if you do know that you can come to meet us here in ghana so that we can see you face to face and we all can then go to the company together so that you can see everything with your own eyes that i should let you know that it will be more better but if yohow are you and your family? ihava we do hope and pray that everything is fine with you and your family over there and we want you to know that God will bless you for your willingness to assist us. ihava we want you to know that the name of the company that my late father deposited the boxes that our money are in here in ghana is called onyx security safe. pleaseu can not come and meet us here in ghana then no problem. please ihava i do want you to know that my mother she is afraid if the company deliver the boxes to you what will happen so she said we need these in formation from you. ihava like i said in my first letter to you all the document that was given to my late father at the time he deposited the boxes with the company here in ghana are with my mother and we will send them to you when you reply our letter with the following in formation which my mother said we need from you so we will be sure of who you are and to build up trust in you and ihava because what you said we have scan the picture of my late father boxes that he put the money before he deposited it in the company so that you can see them and you can understand more better our letter. ihava please we will also send to you my late father death certificate so that you can see all the document of my late father that was given to him at the time he deposited the boxes with the company and you can then understand more better all that we have said in our letter to you.
1. please tell us your name in full.
2. please tell us if you are female or male.
3. your phone number.
4. your country name.
5. my mother said that she you want to know your age.
between you and us that is what my mother said and my mother also said that before the boxes will be deliver to you by the company as our foreign partner that it will be better that we enter into an agreement that will bind you and us together this is for security reasons of the boxes that is what my mother said since we have not seen each other before and the agreement will be written here in ghana by any lawyer. please ihava i do want you to know that my mother said that it is very important to us that you keep everything that we have said in our letters to to you to yourself because before the company delivery the boxes to you and you have told your friends or anybody about the boxes after the company deliver the boxes to you and i and my mother come to meet you there will be eyes on us that we are rich and they can even rob us in the night and only God do know what will happen next to us and these are things that we do nihava this is very important because it is good we know the person you are and to build trustot want because we just want a normal life like every normal human being so please it is for security reasons of the boxes and of our lives that you should keep it to yourself please. ihava do know also that my mother said that your in formation that she requested for will be use to prepare the agreement between you and us by any lawyer here in ghana and my mother and i after we receive your in formation that my mother requested from you we will then take it to the company to tell the company and give the company your in formation that you are my late father foreign business associate and our choosen beneficiary to the boxes so that we can collect the company full contact and send it to you so that you can then contact the company directly to deliver the boxes to you. please ihava tell me anything you do not understand or wish to know so that i tell my mother and she will explain it better to me then i can tell you what she said so that you can understand and we do want you to know that you can call us with this number 00233242531349 so that we can talk and get to know you more and you can also know us more better. ihava do know that we are willing to get your favorable call and reply when you get this letter and until then God bless you and your family for your good heart and also for your willingness to assist us to get our lives back together with you in your country.

dustin garrison and mother.


WOW! Look at all that money. But I thought they said the money was in an account and needed me to get it. That looks like cash and if they have cash, they don’t need me. I really need to ask them this. I didn’t respond to this message because my wife says that these people are going to come and kill me and I really don’t want to be killed. With the lack of response I got this today. I actually had forgotten I responded and would have never remembered but I was looking for an email in the junk and found this.

hello ihava,
God bless you for your willingness to assist us it is okay by my mother and by me all that you have said in your letter to us. ihava please i do want you to know that we have sent you a letter before but we have not heard from you and my mother she is really worry what is happening that is why my mother said that i should send you this letter so that you can tell us what is happening and then we can know what to do in time. please ihava i do want you to know that my mother said that you should tell us if you are wiling to assist us so that we can send you all the document of my late father that was given to my late father by the bank and the time my late father deposited our money with the bank and then we will also send you my late father death certificate so that you can see everything and then you can understand more better all that we have said in our letter to you and then after the bank transfer our money to you i and my mother can then come and meet you and we can then start a new happy and better life when we come and meet you after the bank transfer our money and as i have told you before so that i can then go back to school when we come and meet you after the bank transfer our money to you and ihava you said that we should send you the boxes that my late father put our money and we have send it to you but we have not heard from you. ihava please i do want you to know that you can call us with this phone number 00233242531349 so that we can talk and we can know you more better and you can know us more better also and then you can know anything that you will like to know about us. ihava please we do want you to know that we are willing to get your favorable call and reply to our letter when you get our letter and until then God bless you and your family for your good heart and your willingness to assist us to get our lives back together with you.
best regards,
jethro terrence and mother dustingarrison1985@yahoo.com (putting this email up so scammers can scam scammers)

Again, no shift keys in Ghana and his name changed to terrence. They are not very good at what they do. Someone has to be retarded to fall for these guys but I am going to have some more fun with it. I really have nothing else to do. I’ll fill you in on any future chats.