By All Left Turns Editor Joe Donatelli

I love NASCAR Jesus. What’s not to love? The sunglasses a la Richard Petty. The scraggly Jimmie Johnson beard. The Kyle Petty ponytail. The weary Dale Earnhardt Jr. eyes. And best of all, that chest. The King of the Jews endorsing the King of Beers. It’s beautiful. It’s almost perfect. All that is missing is the Bristol Motor Speedway-shaped halo with the No. 3 car racing atop it.

The artist’s name? Katie Cooper. According to the Web site Art Wanted, this was Cooper’s vision for this painting, which will require you to be a good Christian to read all the way through.

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