Natalie Portman: There She Goes

Well, boys, that’s it: Natalie Portman is officially off the market. Pregnant and set to be wed (the culprit is some exceptionally lucky dude named Benjamin Millepied), the young actress is approaching a life of semi-domesticity complete with child, house and husband. Of course she’ll still be the girl we all aspire to call our own, but it just won’t feel the same. Oh well, in the eternal words of Michael Gary Scott, engaged ain’t married. Anyone up for a Graduate-style wedding intervention? I’ll bring the Simon and Garfunkel vinyls. In the meantime, here’s a Natalie Portman gallery for you:

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

 

 

 

 

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