Designer Matthias Kaeding has harkened back to the sabertooth’d days of his heavy-browed forefathers with the Neolithic Ceramic cooking Knives.  These minimalist blades are the modernized, no-frills version of what was once the height of culinary technology: a sharp rock.

Don’t worry, these are the finest pieces of rock money can will be able to buy.  Kaeding says, “the modern refinement of stone gives the NeoLithic Knives an edge over their Bronze Age cousins.”