The KFC Double Down taste test at Holy Taco confirmed what most of us knew inherently to be true: it is a delicious if sinful spot on a man’s health record. But, not content to let the increasingly deep line in the sand stay where it is, Friendly’s has upped (downed?) the ante with an even more disgusting lunchtime threat: The Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt. 

This latest iteration of stunt food is a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwich. One cannot help but be impressed by the sort of meta construction of a sandwich sandwich, but the silver lining quickly dissipates with a look at its nutritional facts. If we were worse friends, we’d dare you to try it. 

1500 Calories
870 Fat Calories
79g Total Fat
38g Saturated Fat
180g Cholesterol
2090mg Sodium
101g Carbs
9g Dietary Fiber
4g Sugar
54g Protein