Based on his first press conference since the election, it’s gonna be a hectic, germ-free year.
As prez #44 says goodbye, we pull a few numbers from his wardrobe.
In honor of Donald and Kanye’s historic meeting.
Like him or not, the man is shaking things up in ways good, bad and weird.
Still outraged over Hillary’s email? Say hello to a potential Secretary of State with even dicier security issues.
How South Korea’s leader “achieved” 4 percent approval. (It involves Viagra.)
This relic of an earlier era isn't exactly logical.
The POTUS-to-be is intent on changing the country—and his mind.
With the election finally here, get ready for one more potential national nightmare.
How many more misguided bombshells can James Comey drop before the election?
Or how to reach out to everyone you muted on Facebook this year.
And it’s time to start thinking about having one.
A Made Man writer’s father-in-law discusses his month in a Taiwanese jail and what it could …
How astronauts get their ballots in from space.
2016’s already given us two potential classics to rival the Dean Scream.
Pirates and octopi and Viking sex, oh my.
The POTUS laughed off criticism about his dance moves before dissing the Republican candidat …
And Tom Hanks does a pretty solid Chris Wallace impression, no?
Because forgetting Aleppo or dismissing it as helpless does no one justice.
George H.W. Bush did it so right so many years ago.
Until that whole “I’ll keep you in suspense” bit, of course.
Feel free to drink whenever these things happen. Or just drink.
One takeaway: Hillary’s emails are somehow less exciting than her speeches.