In Pulp Fiction, Sam Jackson’s character asks a would-be thief to kindly return the wallet that he’s just stolen.  Which one is it?  What could possibly discern his wallet from all the other wallets in the bag?  Well, it’s easy.  It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker, and it says it for just $19.99.

SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE:  If one were to google search for this wallet, the first post that comes up is bmfwallets dot com.  That hyperlink doesn’t work because they can go take a trip down to Zed’s basemant.  We bought a wallet from them, and obviously we got the top of the line embroidered one.  They shipped the printed one and after many, many attempts to email and call them, we’ve heard nothing.  They can shove this uncomfortable hunk of leather up their asses in a Hanoi pit of hell for all we care.  [Buy it from another vendor]