Here at Made Man, we try to give everyone, including pro athletes, the benefit of the doubt. But after the debacle in Dallas last night, we felt the urge to contribute to the national narrative. So here’s a little ditty Made Man contributor Shawn Donnelly and I composed, to the tune of John Lennon’s “Oh Yoko!” Sing along, everybody!


Oh Romo!

In the middle of December
In the middle of December, I curse your name

Oh Romo, oh Romo
Your picks will cost us games

In the middle of the fourth
In the middle of the fourth, I curse your name

Oh Romo, oh Romo
Your chokes will make Dez cry
Your chokes will make Dez cry

In the middle of a meltdown
In the middle of a meltdown, I curse your name

Oh Romo, oh Romo
Your gaffes will get Coach canned

In the middle of Jerry World’s Victoria’s Secret
In the middle of Jerry World’s Victoria’s Secret, I curse your name

Oh Romo, Oh Romo
We see you just said f*ck
We see you just said f*ck (right!)

With under two minutes left
With under two minutes left, I curse your name

Oh Romo, oh Romo
You’re good, you’re just not clutch
Oh Romo, oh Romo
Oh Romo, oh Romo