“After a brief shot from above, the camera cuts to her engorged slit where he pushes his prick in and out of her. Softly, but insistently.” That’s the mellifluous prose of the writers of PornHub’s new “Described Videos” for the blind. Porn is a visual medium with an overuse of adverbs. But for all of its theatrical moaning and body parts slapping and incredible dialogue, it has still remained out of reach (sorry) for people who can’t see. Until now.

“Prior to the launch of our ‘Described Video’ category, visually impaired users were only able to listen to the existing audio tracks on our videos,” says PornHub’s Chris Jackson. “Now they have in-depth narration to some of our most popular videos… We wanted to accommodate the myriad of preferences our users have so we made it a point to include a number of distinctly different voice actors.”

The once-dead “Theater of the Mind” that thrived on radio has been making a comeback in podcasts. So this makes sense. PornHub is making a huge investment in their customers’ eargasms.

PornHub begins each “Described Video” with a too-sober introduction that reads like the long intro to a book on tape you got at the library. The V.O. actors are the regular professional kind you would expect to hear making announcements at the airport or reminding you not to smoke on a public bus. Not sultry, lusty phone-sex types. “This is PornHub’s Descriptive Audio of the video Teens Love Huge Cocks: Janice Griffith by teenslovehugecocks,” a narrator says in a voice that sounds like Siri reading you a dirty text. “We open on a fun, brightly colored montage of teen girls and big dicks.”

It’s important to point out that most freelance V.O. actors work from home studios. It’s likely that she will finish narrating the climactic scene of the latest bukkake and then open the next PDF in her email and use the same tone of voice for an infomercial about face wash.

Another thing that is a bit jarring is how frank they are about the shittiness of porn—as if it were an asset. When a girl in an obvious wig and an unremarkable business-lady suit walks on screen the V.O. begins, “a white woman in a cheap looking powersuit…” It’s a strangely honest way of foreshadowing and letting the listener know who’s next.

But for the visually impaired, the email response has been pretty ecstatic. “I cannot tell you how excited I was yesterday to learn of PornHub’s new described video section for the visually impaired,” writes one user. “I am a totally blind person myself. I am a huge porn fan and have stayed close to PornHub for years.” And, “Thank you so much for the audio descriptions,” writes another. “I am totally blind and am loving this very much. Can’t wait to check out more.”

This won’t be the end of PornHub’s philanthropic work. The company has a small team dedicated to projects like this. Jackson was kind enough to include the following nominally SFW link.