Well, they’re skinnier. This — despite decades of munchies-oriented propaganda — according to a new study in the American Journal of Epidemiology, which found that obesity rates were 1/3 lower in people who smoked marijuana three times a week.
Yet! Correlation isn’t causation; medicinal marijuana use among the ill might have skewed the results.
Yet! So might former tobacco smokers who are sating their cravings for nicotine with cannabis instead of Cheetos.
In any case, don’t try toking your way to shredded abs — yet.