JD Salinger
Because mocking the Broncos wasn’t going to provide enough entertainment for the entire Thanksgiving weekend, yesterday the lit world’s Edward Snowden leaked three previously unpublished stories by J.D. Salinger online. Titled “The Ocean Full of Bowling Balls,” “Birthday Boy” and “Paula,” they were previously only available in research libraries at UTA and Princeton. According to Buzzfeed, a Salinger scholar has verified that they are, in fact, not phonies. Holden Caulfield would be proud.

A Redditor has posted a PDF of the stories here. (Update: The PDF has been removed. But the Reddit discussion is worth perusing.)