Robert Imlah “Immy the Pimp Daddy” Copy of Emails Here

I finally found them. Here they are.

—–Original Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:32
To: GROUP – Shareholder Analysis
Subject: FW:

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut the hell up.”

From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:29
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

lads, no lie, my finger still stinks of something I don’t want it too, I can’t stop smelling it though!! lol

—–Original Message—–
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:20
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

ha ha

Sounds a great bloke who said that…

‘ve had enough of Mr nice guy, meeting this Rach tonight for a few. I’m so bored being ‘committed’.

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:14
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

It’s all about the numbers, not figures as a great philosopher once said!!! ha ha ha

nal Message—–
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:12
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

Immi the pimp daddy. lol

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:11
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

yes mate, banging Lauren tonight as well, prob won’t bag up there!! lol

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:10
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

it feels good in the morning dont you think knowing you bagged up ! no worries !

nal Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:04
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

no mate, bagged up! Not silly boy anymore!

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:02
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

quality ! bear back ?

nal Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:01
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

She had huge nails too, I was like ‘erm, sorry love but go there!!’ lol She does yeah, wasn’t bothered at all! lol

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 09:59
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

hahaha! did she try it on you what did you say ? fraid not love? does she love it up there?

 

 

 

 

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