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At the bar last night while watching SportsCenter, I overheard some confusion. The debate this group of inebriated gentlemen was engaged in was over a scrolling headline across the bottom of the telecast saying that ‘The SEC is charging Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban.’ One dude wanted to know if it had something to do with Florida’s win over South Carolina last weekend.

Let this be a lesson to you, ESPN — stop reporting the friggin’ news! Just show some more Erin Andrews and let Chris Berman scream ‘whoop’ at the top of his lungs. That’s all we need from you guys. Otherwise, we’re good.