All three are inextricably linked, aren’t they? Well, sort of. In any case, the links below will direct you to a few choice articles on each topic. Those and more in the week’s top stories for men.

What is Death and How Can I Avoid it? (Maxim)

The Week In Women (FHM)

Boost Your Health With Sex (Men’s Health)

Want to Lose Your Post-Summer Gut? (Ask Men)

How Many Sexual Partners Has the Average Man Had? (Just a Guy Thing)

How to Properly Care for Your Suit (Shave Magazine)

Seven “Masculine” Things Women Actually Hate (Guyism)

11 Epic Movie Parties We Wish to Attend (COED Magazine)

70 Hot Unknown Babes (Bro Bible)

A Porn Studio’s Underground Apocalypse Bunker (Screen Junkies)

A Real-Life MMA Fighter Reviews Warrior (Cage Potato)

Giselle Bundchen Gallery (Tu Vez)

25 Lame-Looking Supervillians (Holy Taco)