What does rock and roll smell like to you? To us it smells like sweat, leather, melting wires, and giant, fake, built-for-speed knockers.

To John Varvatos, it’s “n intricate blend of rose absolute and coffee beans that brings a new level of sensuality.” Well, that’s cool, dude. Whatever gets your rocks off. Maybe smelling like groupie desperation isn’t such a good idea after all (operative word: maybe).

This new rock and roll-inspired cologne does come in a slick, “heavy metal” bottle, though, and can be purchased from Nordstrom for a cool $82. [Buy it]