Basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal has successfully scored himself a hottie. Not that it’s his first time doing so or anything. Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander, former reality television star and certified munchkin, can be seen hanging off of Shaq’s arm these days, chilling just below his elbow (see picture below). Good for you, Shaq. Every man secretly wants a girl who can wear his denim cut-offs as a dress.