Last night on Jimmy Kimmel, Shia LaBeouf, star of the forthcoming Brad Pitt movie Fury and future crazy cat man, explained his very public freakout in NYC last summer, when he chased a homeless man around Times Square and was arrested after groping the star of the musical Cabaret during a performance. His scapegoat: too much Irish whiskey. (Reached in Ireland, whiskey said, “Aw hell nah.”) The Kimmel clip is worth watching if just for LaBeouf’s description of his time in the NYPD precinct holding cell: “Guy says, ‘What are you in for?’ I said, ‘Cabaret.‘ ”):