The Garage Sale Posters on every corner are now covered with this
Your briefcase has been filled with the “horses head of the 2000’s”
The local McDonalds billboard has been replaced by a personal
You get this letter
Your car gets “pimped” fatal attraction style
You parachute feel just a bit heavier than last jump. From this
First round you buy her a “Will you marry me” flying banner.
Second round she get you this one
Your girlfriend starts a blog on your hood
Your husband has the condom machine removed from the bedroom
You get the “Don’t touch my wife” rock as an early birthday present
All your pictures in your house have been “Alice Coopered”
Your car looks as if someone thought there could be gold under your hood.