Perfumers CB I Hate Perfume have bottled the old-paper smell of academia that we all remember so well from when we were making out with Jenny the redhead in Chem 202 in their new scent “In the Library.” 

It takes a certain type of guy to appreciate what reality TV viewers would like refer to as musty, but this is a web site of learned men. Sometimes that’s more clear than others, but we’ve always been big fans of a good book. There’s something about cracking an old one which you just can’t get from an iPad, and CB I Hate Perfume gets at that with their scent, In the Library. 

A full size bottle is $65, and they’ve also got water-based perfume, home spray, and a sample bottle for just $12. Check it out at CB here