There were three women that died on the same day, and all went to Heaven. When they arrived at the gates, St. Peter came to them and said “We only have one rule here in Heaven and that is to not step on the ducks.” They all agreed and, sure enough when they walked into Heaven, there were ducks all around.
A little while later, the first woman accidentally stepped on a duck. St. Peter came to her with the most hideous looking man she had ever seen and chained them together. He said, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this ugly man for all eternity.”
Two months later, the second woman accidentally stepped on a duck, and St. Peter came to her with another hideous looking man. Once again, he said, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this ugly man for all eternity.”
The third woman, who had been observing this, did not want to be chained to an ugly man, and she managed to go for months without stepping on any ducks. Finally, St. Peter came to her with the most gorgeous man she had ever seen. He was tall, thin, had a six pack, and had long eyelashes. St. Peter chained them together without a word.
A little while later, she looked up to this gorgeous man and said, “I wonder what I did to deserve a handsome man like you.” He replied,” I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”

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