Whether or not you agree with the concept of the dad bod, or that being a dad is a veritable license to pack on extra pounds, you can’t disagree with science. Recently, the whole “dad bod” thing became all the rage, and science backed it up, noting that men with dad bods have the most sex. Good sex? Who knows. A lot of sex? A lot.

A while back, a study done by Chapman University evaluated how a man’s height and weight affected his number of sexual partners. Via an online survey taken by 60,000 men and women averaging 37 years old, researchers found that men who are obese according to their BMI have had the most sexual partners—eight to be exact—followed by men with an average weight who reeled in just six partners.

Granted, we’ve all been inclined to lie about our “number” for one reason or another, so who really knows the absolute truth? But the study also reports that short men have pretty solid game, too, despite research indicating women’s preference for tall men. There you have it: everything we thought we knew about size and sex, debunked. Well, almost everything.

Now, on top of those findings, an even newer data analysis from Pornhub confirms that women are totally into hairy “daddies.” Evidently, the top searches from women on the site are for “hairy” and “daddy,” meaning women love those flabby beer bellies to come with a fuzzy chest, too.

Yale professor Richard G. Bribiescas has even confirmed that women are more attracted to dudes who have lower testosterone levels, less muscle mass and more fat.

Stop working out. Stop shaving. Essentially, just totally let yourself go… Right? Er…