That's just one of 5 things to talk about now.
Plus more crazy shit to talk about at the bar this weekend.
NASA found a new planet where dogs are mayors.
Bears are riding garbage trucks and elk are clubbing.
Marijuana and very, very old cheese—yes, those are trending.
Scientists found 97 new regions of the brain. Melania uses none.
Will Pokémon be in attendance at the Bernie Sanders fart-in?
An elephant, a fire ant and Mr. Sulu walk into a bar...
Cats and robots are taking over the world.
If only there was a vat of curry big enough for a jet to land.
The Ugly Naked Guy probably dines at Saved by the Max.
This swarm of bees is no joke. The artful glasses are.
Mars, Captain America and a thousand cats.
One gnarly coaster plus hot new licks from Stone Roses and... KFC?
Romance novels and cheese are on this weekend's agenda.
Chill skeletons are riding hoverbikes.
Zombies are living under massive spherical rocks.
Ass Eating Made Simple, as told by butt-drumming caterpillars.
If Boaty McBoatface could sail through this book fort...
Bacteria is lighting up our stomachs and our city streets.
In a galaxy far, far away, there was no single-malt Scotch.
Gorillas in space and unicorns are two very real things.
Monkeys and triceratops are on the loose.
We hope you do a dramatic reading of this article.
We think this squirrel obstacle course is safer than Titanic II.
A dog ran an entire half-marathon and didn't fall off Earth's edge.
Tweets will soon be long enough to send reports from the moon.
Hover boards are not intended for priest use, apparently.
Google searches are not why Kevin McCallister is disturbed.
That time Trump got attacked by a bald eagle...
Celebrities are too cool and puppies are too cute.
The future sucks, but there might be a cure for cancer.
There's a rock-climbing dinosaur on the loose.
Bear-ly believable, but worms are saving the planet.
People are eating weed salmon and squirrels are eating deer.
So long, Jon. You will be missed.
Vigilante hackers, Earth 2.0 and an unsolicited Converse update.
Marriage equality and hoverboards. Can't get much better.
Are Homer and Marge headed for... Splitsville??
Godzilla’s citizenship, Colbert’s beard and bees. Yes, bees.
Mad Men wraps up, dinosaur chickens are just getting started.
Wormholes, space espresso and a new meaning for "energy" bar.
Did you guys know there's some fight Saturday night?
You know you’ve made it when Sesame Street parodies you.
A blood moon, self-driving cars and... record-setting panda sex.
Legalize it for our furry friends.
Including Will Ferrell somehow making baseball interesting.
Indiana Jones is OK, people, he's OK.
The goddamn dress is blue, people.
You just can't help but discuss the cold. And coke-snorting statues.
SNL’s star-studded 40th anniversary show is just one.