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How to Avoid a Mid-Life Crisis

While a breakdown in your late thirties or beyond might seem weirdly sexy from afar, the consequences can be dire. Our experts explain how to steer clear. Not at that point in your existence just yet? Read this now and thank us later

Neil Diamond and the Science of Dating Hot Younger Chicks

Some cringed when the Jewish Elvis proposed to Katie McNeil, who is 30 years his junior. But chasing much younger ladies is an evolutionary adaptation, and a particularly useful one at that

12 Ways to Save Thousands of Dollars

Can you guess which of these blazers goes for $630 less than the other? Just because the economy sucks doesn't mean you have to sacrifice quality with your spending. These cost-cutting moves will save you at least $76,786. Believe us, we were shocked too

How to Retire at 55

Soaring debt, sinking credit, a resigning Steve Jobs. The financial apocalypse is clearly upon us. But hey, a lot of millionaires emerged from the Great Depression, right? Here are six expert tips for ending up with a big ol' pool of cash at 55

I Got LASIK on Groupon

"Most people use Groupon to get two-for-one margaritas and half-off yoga classes. I used it for major eye surgery." Did Made Man contributor Shawn Donnelly write those words—or dictate them now that he's blind? Read on to find out

Kings of Leon Are Wusses, and Why That Hurts Rock and Roll

In the wake of the band's tour cancellation and rumors of a break-up, we are left wondering whether Kings of Leon were ever man enough to become rock and roll legends

How to Make Your Place a Better Wingman

No matter how smooth you are with a woman, your place has to make her feel safe, comfortable and sexy. Our resident real estate expert provides 10 tips for transforming your bachelor pad into a den of iniquity—while increasing property value, of course

Why Diamonds Are For … Suckers

An acclaimed author explains how a diamond cartel and an ad agency teamed up to make a silly shiny rock the de facto gift for a blushing bride-to-be—and why buying one is the worst idea since signing a contract with the New Jersey Nets

Spotify Versus the World

How to B.S. About Anything