For those who saw European Road Trip, you’ll remember the kids got huge discounts on their plane tickets by carrying packages overseas for a company. It turns out that isn’t just some crappy Hollywood plot device.
You too could become an "air courier" (their official job title) for the International Association of Air Travel Couriers.
To join the I.A.A.T.C. and enjoy up to 85% off of your international flights, pay the $22.50 annual fee, and pass 2 specific requirements. You must be at least 21, and you must be breathing. And there is some flexibility on the breathing. Pay for your cheap ticket, and you are on your way. You just hand over some baggage claim tickets and start your adventure. To sign up, go to www.courier.org
If you can say with a straight face that after watching a James Bond movie you never dreamed about being a spy (or at least having his sweet gadgets), then you are clearly a double agent.
Every guy worth his pen camera has had some fantasy about going undercover in some exotic land and sleeping with Octopussy. Enter spysource.net: A not-so-top-secret lab for all things espionage. Whether you want to fight in the "War on Terror," or you just want to get the proof your girlfriend is faceboinking, then you’ll have everything you need.
Some highlights from the site: A Hand-Held Stun Gun that looks comically similar to the hand buzzer gag gift, the Pen Camcorder for all of the illegal activity going on in your pocket, and, of course, the Checkmate Infidelity Test Kit. It can detect another man’s presence in your girlfriend’s under garments in only five minutes! Nasty? Yes. But spying is a dirty business. Fulfill all of your spy related needs at www.spysource.net
Are you tired of power hours where the only entertaining thing that happens is when your friend, who "can’t hang," curls up into the fetal position after only 20 minutes? Granted, it is hilarious for a while. But then it just gets sad and makes you question your friendship.
You can avoid all of that awkwardness with "The Greatest DVD Ever!" A compilation of clips from all of your favorite movies and TV shows, complete with a built-in drinking game. It’s even got a timer and a pop-up beer logo that lets you know when to drink and how much time you have before your next shot. The DVD has over two hundred clips and plays on shuffle so you never get the same order, guaranteeing that the only thing you will be able to predict is when your light weight friend is going to hit the floor.
Order your own copy for only $10 from the aptly-named website, where you can also watch some samples of the DVD. Why not use them as a mini version of the game while you are at work? (Editor’s note: Bosses love this sort of thing.)