Getting a Waitress to Go Home With You
The waitress is a whimsical center of male fantasies – a kind of modern, marginalized, apron-clad goddess of the past couple centuries. Whether she’s the blonde, doe-eyed, Southern-accented sort or …
How to Brew Your Own Beer
Times, they are tough. But if you are like us, you’d rather go without food and shelter than your precious beer. Luckily, with a little effort and a store-bought beer …
Become a Brocialite For Fun and Profit
If you’ve studied at the Brody Jenner School of Being Ubiquitous for No Apparent Reason, then you probably have a basic understanding of what it takes to be a “brocialite” …
How to Take Her From A 5 To A 10
Fine. She cooks for you, washes your underwear, is your designated driver, and allows you to watch Revenge of the Nerds. Every. Single. Day. She’s great and you are lucky …
How To Start Smoking Cigars
Cigars are tightly-wrapped pillars holding up the ceiling of the hazy, brassy room of our masculinity. But, to be perfectly honest, there just aren’t that many occasions that call for a …
How To Tell If Shell Be Good In Bed
Investing in women (sexually speaking) is much like purchasing a new car. The first point of business is perusal. This means showing up at the car lot and looking through …
Hot for Teacher
Act Like Ya Been There, Kid While it’s true that your teacher wouldn’t be looking for paramours on the other side of the lecturn if she was into a more …
What She Means When She Says, “Wait”
Waiting on a woman’s word is an exercise in patience. This is something we might have learned at 15 when the blouse was a constant ‘no reach zone’ and the …
Do-It-Yourself Love Song
It has been well catalogued in these annals that women go gaga over a good love song. In a pinch, even a bad love song will do the trick; it …
The Fine Art Of Bullshit
It’s pretty tough to be born smart. There’s a whole lot of science involved (genes, splicing, superconducting super colliders… too complicated to explain, really), and – at least for now …
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