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Tag: jokes

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Mechanic vs Doctor

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he …

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Joke: African Roulette

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, …

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Joke: A Little Gas

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is …

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Bob Stops By

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower whe …

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Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible head …

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Big Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fideli …

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Who Wears The Pants

A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and h …

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Make the Tomatoes Blush

Here's an old gardener's jokeA woman's garden is growing beautifully but the dar …

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Fix the Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, you need to …

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Potentially vs Reality

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father forhe …

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Time for a Big Landing

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.The pilo …

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Joke: Getting Old

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like …

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You Have Any Bread?

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any bread, the bartende …

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Happy Happy Man

Late afternoon in a bar. Three men are sitting at the bar, by themselves. The ba …

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Picking Up Money

Fast Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot gir …

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Burn Victim

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. H …

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Stepped on a duck

There were three women that died on the same day, and all went to Heaven. When t …

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A Taster of Strudel

Another fine joke An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandch …

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Circle of Flies

Another fine joke from Rusty (I may have to start paying him)A farmer got pulled …