Bob Stops By
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should …
Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband …
Big Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily …
Joke of the Day: My Sheep
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. …
Who Wears The Pants
A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. “See if they fit.” “They don’t.” “Now you see …
Joke of the Day: How May Times
There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they’re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in …
Make the Tomatoes Blush
Here’s an old gardener’s joke A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatos won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatos and she’s …
Fix the Outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out…. “Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.” …
Potentially vs Reality
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father forhelp. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”His father looks up, thoughtfully, …
Time for a Big Landing
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into …
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