Old Joke
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP …
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP …
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,”What’s the deal with the jar of money?” “Well”, …
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and …
Ad posted in a Utah newspaper. Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006 Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006 $10,000 06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is …
An oil prospector, moving on to his heavenly reward, was metby St.Peter with some bad news. “You’re qualified for residence, “St. Peter said, “but as you can see, the compound …
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey Sen~or, I …
If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. It doesn’t matter what …
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that …
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She …
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an …
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