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8 Ways The Recession Is Great For Your Love Life

8 Ways The Recession Is Great For Your Love Life

They say baby booms happen when the economy is tanking. Why is that? Well, if you're not working, you might as well get some steady sex in your life. Some may …

Recessions Are For Sissies

Recessions Are For Sissies

A recent survey conducted by Made Man’s parent company Break Media reveals that you, our loyal readers, aren’t the least bit affected by any of this recession business.  Just because …

A Very Recession-y Christmas

A Very Recession-y Christmas

Wow, Santa has really poor financial planning skills. You’d think one of his elves could take care of this thing?

Street Corner Executive Search

Street Corner Executive Search

It’s officially a recession, but how long will it be before we start seeing scenes like this? Seriously, what kind of programmer doesn’t speak Java? That woman needs to go …

Walmarts New CEO Shakes Up Retail Sales Season

Walmarts New CEO Shakes Up Retail Sales Season

It’s not even Black Friday yet and already we’re hearing about holiday shopping buying guides and retail sales numbers. Just as the date Christmas music gets played on the radio …

Why We Should Listen To Merrills Richard Bernstein

Why We Should Listen To Merrills Richard Bernstein

For years Merrill Lynch’s chief investment strategist, Richard Bernstein, has been a sound, informative, analytical voice in the turbulent world of the markets. I actually had the chance to meet …

Failing Economy Means Better Condom Sales

Failing Economy Means Better Condom Sales

Really? I feel like we’ve talked about every potential trend story and this one was bound to happen next. First we were drinking more booze to cope with our crappy …

Help A Stripper Out, They Earn 50% Less Now

Help A Stripper Out, They Earn 50% Less Now

In the financial journalism world, there is a popular little ‘grab the reader’ technique called ‘using an anecdotal lead’. To employ this technique, the writer will start off with a …

If Chipotle Is Doomed, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

If Chipotle Is Doomed, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

A disturbing trend analysis came out of EconompicData today. It would appear that Chipotle Mexican Grill is not coming back from the dead anytime soon in spite of their delicious …

Best Wall Street Jokes From Last Nights SNL

Best Wall Street Jokes From Last Nights SNL

Last night Saturday Night Live started doing its new live Thursday night ‘Weekend Update’ show. I suppose they’re just brimming with presidential debate impressions that they wanted to get out …

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