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New Ski Season Promotions

New Ski Season Promotions

A ski resort with a pair of balls should definitely use something like this to promote its upcoming ‘open for season’ launch. Maybe even go with some BS slogans like, …

Option Three Or You’re A Pussy!

Option Three Or You’re A Pussy!

In the financial version of one of those ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books, we were confronted with a limited few options back in the day. Obviously ‘Option Three’ wasn’t the …

Dick Fuld Rises From The Ashes Like A Boring, Corrupt Phoenix

Dick Fuld Rises From The Ashes Like A Boring, Corrupt Phoenix

Everyone’s favorite missing, bankrupt, and possibly insane Lehman Brothers CEO made his first public appearance today for testimony on Capitol Hill. Looks like we were wrong to say he was …

The Bailouts Fake Website

The Bailouts Fake Website

In the style of a faux-hedge fund website, fully equipped with all the requisite simplicity in design, overreaching promises, and "Our Team" bios, Strategery Capital Management LLC was created to …

Most Accurate Market Indicator: Paris Hilton

Most Accurate Market Indicator: Paris Hilton

Entertainment Weekly took a break from telling us how awesome this week’s episode of Gossip Girl was, in order to posit some interesting theories on why the stock market has …