“I’m sorry, I can’t hang out ever again. I died last night.”
The lovely Jessica Alba is just one of them...
These four tips will help you get her off in no time.
You could also just tell her, but that's easier said than done.
“When he pushes my head down during oral...”
Because giving up these means giving up your dignity.
"He didn't run after I told him I wasn't afraid of dying and I have eight cats."
"Anythanggg in my butt."
And how you can help her get in the mood.
She may just be trying to let you down easy.
Fashion is a fickle business, but you’ve gotta keep up if you wanna get lucky.
"I masturbate any opportunity I get when he is not home.”
"Claiming two machines with a sweat rag..."
The rock ’n’ rollers are right up there with the crazy cat ladies.
Consider it style advice.
If you can pull it off, the benefits are bountiful.
These magic words are guaranteed to turn her on.
“It’s a rush, and a weird sense of accomplishment.”
We mean a friend, not a friend.
Here's what you should know.
We asked them share the things they find immensely irritating.
Science says ladies love these smells.
Read between the lines.
Calling the players who put a ring on these fingers lucky is be an understatemen …
From the world's past and present.
Don't shoot the messenger. This is what science says.
Here's how to avoid them with some grooming musts.
Don’t be surprised if this ink catches your eye, in a good way.
The dearly departed icon mixed business and pleasure like no other.
Look out for thigh-highs and lots of leather.
From being sweaty to looking like her father...
They're a more complex species of human than you already thought.
These moms have got it going on.
The more you know, the more you’ll make it happen.
Better start studying up on this material.
Don’t kick those nasty thoughts. She may be harboring similar ones.
From the daddy’s girl to the free spirit to the trendsetter, we’ve got you cover …
Can you see right through these?
Yes, a leather jacket is one of ’em...
Science has figured it all out for you.
Prep for these fibs. Ladies will thank you, and that’s the truth.
Next time you’re trying to snag a lady, try curbing these unattractive tendencie …
They've taken a lot of lives.
Women love accents—even yours.
Because new research says they dig shiny heads.
Aging well, every dang one of them...
That dumb bet you lost in college? It’s actually endearing.
Science says do any of these things if you’re trying to fail.
Because they'll kick your ass.
And why you really shouldn't want to...
Or stand a chance to get with 'em?