October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you love a woman, be it your wife, sister, girlfriend, mother or aunt, encourage her in the least awkward way possible to get a mammogram. Meanwhile, in anticipation of NBCAM, we’ve anointed the last week of September NBAW, National Breast Awareness Week. To celebrate, we’re treating you to the best celeb-breasts to ever come down the pike, from Amurri to Vergara. Of course, it’s about much more than sheer size. It’s also shape, firmness and how well they fit the woman’s body. It also doesn’t hurt if she’s good at flaunting ’em. Enjoy.
Sadly for us, former MLS player and current ESPN MLS color commentator Kyle Martino took this Susan Sarandon progeny and Californication actress off the market in December of 2010.
Thankfully for the world’s men, Bellucci decided to become a model and actress instead of pursuing her original passion—law.
Johansson was named the Harvard University Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year in February of 2007. Whatever that means.
This atheist, whose mother was born in Algeria, considers herself a nerd. We couldn’t possibly disagree more.
After getting her degree in sociology from UCLA, Union needed a way to pay off her student loans. A modeling agency came calling and the rest is history.
The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons attributed a 10 percent increase in breast implant procedures to Hendricks’ popularity.
Mansfield is reported to have had affairs with both cool Kennedy brothers, as well as Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey. The last is said to have placed a curse on her soon before her untimely death. Even Sophia Loren—whom we’ll meet later—can’t resist sneaking a peek.
Simpson claims to have saved her virginity until marriage. No word yet on whether anyone actually believes this.
When not in a wig, she’s called Cassandra Peterson. No matter what you call her, you’ll see her driving around in a 1958 T-Bird hard top with over $7,000 in custom alterations.
The daughter of a Mexican oil executive, Hayek used the name “Stella Adler” when she first came to Hollywood and had difficulty learning English due to her dyslexia.
After being gang raped by five men, Satana learned martial arts and spent several years tracking her assailants down to deliver revenge.
Quentin Tarantino originally cast Grier to play Bonnie in the final segment of Pulp Fiction, but relented, finding it implausible that his character would be married to such a strong woman. He later made her the star of Jackie Brown.
Before she was Peg Bundy or Gemma Teller Morrow, Sagal was a member of the Harlettes, Bette Midler’s backup singers. She also voices the badass one-eyed chick in Futurama.
Around the age of 9, Dawson’s mother and her husband moved the family to a squat on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. She’s come a long way since.
Newton was originally slated to be in Charlie’s Angels, opting instead to appear in It Was An Accident. Her role went to Lucy Liu.
“Former American Idol contestant” goes before the names of many pop singers these days, but no other has won an Oscar— or dropped a ton of weight while keeping as much up top—as Miss Hudson.
Do we really need to say anything here? No.
A natural blonde, Vergara dyes her hair brown to look more stereotypically Latina for the big and small screens. Wait, she has hair??