What is it that’s so appealing about hot girls dressed up in an old fat guy’s clothing? Hard to say, but the holiday season wouldn’t be complete without them. Consider this our holiday gift to you.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Because Victoria’s Secret pretty much has a monopoly on hot chicks. That includes hot chicks dressed like Santa Barbie.

Gisele Bundchen

This one toes the line between “sexy Santa” and “why the f*ck does she have wings” but we’ll let it slide.

Jessica Lowndes

She’s in the show 90210, which means you’ve never seen her before. (Or have you?)

Michelle Monaghan

The only thing that could make a sexy Santa outfit even sexier is the potential for gun-related violence. Or just straight-up nudity, but we’ll settle for the gun thing.

Katy Perry

As if you needed to see another picture of Katy Perry looking good. Teenage Dream indeed.

Lucy Pinder

Apparently when they’re not busy drinking Earl Grey tea and hunting foxes or whatever, the Brits spend most of their time cultivating gorgeous large-chested glamour models.

Gemma Atkinson

See?

Danielle Lloyd

See?

Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh

See?! Okay, point made.

Jessica Simpson

Remember when she was in that one movie? With the jean shorts? Yeah, dude. That was awesome.

Jennifer Lamiraqui

Chances are you’ve seen her in one of those Hanes commercials. Chances are you had no idea you were watching a Hanes commercial because you were too busy looking at Jennifer Lamiraqui in her underwear.

Mariah Carey

There was a time when just about every man wanted Mariah for Christmas. That time has since passed, but fortunately for us the photo evidence remains.

Pamela Anderson

Since we’re going old school here, we might as well go all the way. Up next: Rosalyn Carter. No, not really.

Tyra Banks

She might be batsh*t insane, but Tyra Banks can still rock the hell out of a Santa outfit.

Elizabeth Banks

Hot, right? You probably didn’t even notice the kid with the mustache standing next to her. Dammit, Hollywood.

Gabriella and Monica Irmia

Yes, they’re twins. But not just any twins: Twins who form the British-based Romanian pop duo sensation The Cheeky Girls. Not bad, Romania, but you’re still the creepiest country west of North Korea.

Bethany and Lauren Cannell

More sisters? Yes. Why would you question that?

Cora Skinner

She was on that show Deal Or No Deal with Howie Mandel. Her presence actually made Howie Mandel bearable, but only just.

The Girls of Jewelry

Park Jung Ah, Seo In Young, Ha Joo Yun, and Kim Eun Jung comprise the South Korean girl band Jewelry. Do they celebrate Christmas in Korea? If not, this might be a good selling point. Get on that, Hallmark.

Denise Milani

*Jaw hits floor. Jaw stays on floor.*

Bonus Girl: Aaliyah Johnson


So she’s not technically a celebrity, but we couldn’t in good faith leave this one out. Happy holidays.