It’s not that you want a dog so you can pick up women. It’s that you realize it’s a pretty awesome side benefit of having a four-legged friend. Of course, all breeds are not created equal, and some have more mojo with the ladies than others. So before you head down to the pound to pick up your new wingman, consider what different dogs say to the fairer sex. Then choose the kind that’s going to attract the type of women you want in your life. Like, for instance, one of these.
The Pharaohs of ancient Egypt kept basenjis, so you’ll be cashing in on a little royal cache. These furry fellows are literally incapable of barking. Instead, they yodel, giving them a silly and distinctive voice that women just eat up. Their adorable ringtails just add to the female appeal. You’ll also be able to identify a smart woman when one comes up to you and says: “Is that a basenji? Is it true that they were kept by the Pharaohs and can’t bark?”